As we enter the New Year, let’s take a minute to bid adieu to a rare specimen, within that fraternity mainly populated by those of a more maternal persuasion, who almost made it to 2012 after amazingly surviving the world’s first recorded and amplified sexual assault back in 1969.
Some of you of our certain age (more like uncertain) likely scanned over the local death notices a few weeks back and probably missed, one Antonio (Tony) Italiansoundingname.
There is a disturbance in the Force, Luke.
It may be this new renegade website, but more likely gas from last night’s burritos.
And that’s why this is both a welcome and a warning for those of you who might want to join the legions who have already undergone the experience of finding slap-head truth in slap-knee humour.
The trip can be a little confusing …. Continue reading
(with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)
‘Twas the night before a non-sectarian societal celebration…When all through my solar-heated, smoke-free condominium…
Not a creature was stirring…not even the mouse rescued from a beauty products test laboratory Continue reading