I have this recurring fantasy that, someday, that British-accented busybody Gail Hyphenated-Person from the reality show Till Debt do us Part is going to come to my place and finally find a little fantasy of her own….

“Hi, there, Gord. I’m Gail and I’d like to start this exercise by walking around your home to see the useless stuff that you have acquired to support your lavish lifestyle and then return to insult you.” Continue reading →