Editor’s note: Gord has gone off on another mad road trip, the car crammed with beer, smokes, guitars and amps, to inflict himself on unsuspecting and long-suffering relatives and friends all over eastern Canada. To ensure readers don’t miss their regular Thursday morning fix, he has left behind a stash of classics—ancient re-runs that are actually brand new because they were never published back in the day (for good reason) and have not been updated. The following obviously goes back to the turn of the newest century.

Lovelace on Life
(White House spin: Clinton personally checks all staff for head lice)

A lot of people are comparing Clinton’s troubles to Watergate, but they are quite different. After all, while Nixon said: “I am not a crook”, Clinton is saying, “Mine is not crooked.”…and when Nixon asked a staffer to come in and “kiss it”, he meant his ass. Continue reading →