‘Hymie’ deserves vote
as crappiest car ever

There was another article in the paper the other day about the worst car ever and, as usual, the wrong lemon won.

I suspect the automotive pundits are either too young or too lazy, choosing to trot out the long-suffering line-up of normal suspects like the Yugo, Lada, Dacia, etc.

Let’s put this to rest forever—the worst car since the invention of rust and autoworker unions was the 1969 Envoy Epic and/or Vauxhall Viva. Continue reading

A Politically-Correct Christmas
99.77% free of anything to offend

(with apologies to Clement Clarke Moore)

‘Twas the night before a non-sectarian societal celebration…When all through my solar-heated, smoke-free condominium…

Not a creature was stirring…not even the mouse rescued from a beauty products test laboratory Continue reading